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Happily ever after. That’s what they told me. Bah. Let me give you a piece of advice. Stick to rewards of gold, land, fully furnished castles, and perhaps even livestock. Long haired blondes? Princesses? Enchanted damsels? Sure they’re great for the first few years but then comes the whining.
“Don’t leave your shields lying around! MORE ogre blood stains? Why do you have to spend so much time with your stupid sword?”. You’d think that having to vanquish evil-doers, demons, and other monstrosities are valid excuses, but no! “You’ve got to set an example for the kids”, they say. Bah.
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2 comments:
Inspired by Shrek? Or Gregory Maguire. -enjoys the pessimism- :)
haha. A little. Incidentally, this afternoon i ate a whole pack of Fiona's Favourites M&M's! Ogre sized. =)~
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