After watching enough movies, you start wondering about silly things. The latest to cross my mind was after watching "Planet Terror", an awesome Quentin Tarantino flick. That, and pretty much any other movie with a lead villain has to have his henchmen.
Like my title says, how the heck do these baddies recruit? Perhaps they could:
1) Register at Jobstreet.com and post the following
"Full time employee wanted. Preferably only PMR level education (maximum). Males should be 6 footers and well built. Females with modeling careers are encouraged to apply. No initiative spirit needed, but must love team work. Applicants cannot be allergic or adverse to metal, grease, canvas, blood, Rambo. A short but once in a lifetime experience awaits you!"
2) Pose as border police and 'persuade' all foreign illegals to join them
3) Recruit direct from government authorities
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I think henchmen/women are genetically engineered (however, something ran amok in the petri dish of Mini Me) in Evil Mastermind's lab with just the right amounts of evil, wit and dashing good looks.
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