Thursday, May 29, 2008

Divine message?
























After a scrabble session with Rose at La Bodega, these were the final tiles I had in my hand. While Weeq sounds like 'week', I prefer to see it as someone up there asking me to 'Try Weed', JUST CAUSE.

I wonder how much of the world's religious texts were interpreted in this manner. ;)

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Desperados

On the road earlier, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that read:

"Lose weight. Ask me how. 016 xxxxxx"

This was the second car on the road that I've had the 'fortune' to see. Those signs, alongside the ones that go "Lasik Surgery. Call 012 xxxxxx" spring forth 3 powerful words in my mind.

WHAT THE F@CK?

I'm going to play advertising snob now; the guys doing these kinda ads have as much marketing sense as a Malaysian political party placing up banners of their leaders hugging the elderly. I'm sorely tempted to call those numbers just to see what they have to say. After letting them ramble, I'll probably ask how many customers do they really get from calls like mine.

Then, I'd like to know if those callers are:
a) clinically insane
b) suicidal
c) have the mental capacity of a toddler
d) are so lonely in life that they're just dying to chat to anyone
e) any combination of the above

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Bad habits

Everyone has bad habits. Yes you Mr/Ms "gold digga". ;)

However, it's quite often that we don't really notice them ourselves. From my personal archive, there was once when I was in a cinema and got a sudden nudge from this uncle beside me. "Excuse me, plis don shake yur leg can ah". Holy nuts!! I didn't even realize I was doing that! I then apologised. . . . . . after I shook it one more time for effect. ;)

Now leg shaking is a small thing really. However, what if some of the baddest things that happen around us is an equivalent habit that those people don't realize? What's the limit of how bad a bad habit can get? What's the next level of a bad habit? a Badder habit? Ultimate Evilllllll?